This is the recording of an event we had in our Discord server: Hopen's Bedtime Story.

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This event was hosted by one of our mods, Hopen; it stemmed from an activity we had, "one word story," where each member would add to the story with only one word at a time.

Sorry about any audio quality issues! As I said in the beginning, I forgot to separate the two audio tracks, and couldn't really do any editing. Will make sure to avoid this for the future :)

Below are the transcripts of each story:

Story #1

Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me. I ain’t the sharpest tool in the sheeeeed. She was lookin kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb in the shape of an ant on her mug—well, the world is gone and I am left broken to pieces, dying but still AWESOME!

So I walked to the saloon and when I opened the box there were shrimps with wings doing acrobatics. So I decided to eat the waffles and discard their corpses at the junkyard. When I hunger for corpses, I think about waffles and fries because they killed my shrimp and dog. Will Smith avenged my shrimp by licking the mailman while stabbing his grandmother in the neck. She died. Obviously. Since I killed my turtle shrimp. So then the government killed Will Smith.

The Justan had a lemon named Stanley which was yellow and fucking died (which was dead).

Why does death happen? Well, death happens sometimes because of stupidity and sharks. Sharks with horns are cute and dead because I did not feed them. They died of starvation and God made the sharks explode and poop. Luckily God is not dead and instead lives another day. Why do sharks keep going up the Mt. Ebott and eating shrimps while chasing a berb through windows, eating more children because of tax evasion? Then we killed Milop because Popipo is dead. Why is Popipo dead!? 😭 (Because you killed him)

Since is a very bad and rotten egg who lemon Ciciriga likes the moist bread toasty cheese.

Anyways, Jeremy the fish died of ligma. Today at 9, I felt happy but he died due to asthmatic. It was difficult, but his breathing stopped.

It is saved.

Kaboom.

Story #2: Electric Boogaloo

Once upon a time, a little cat ate a fish, then I ate a cat.

Today the sun imploded, and we died. But not really, we just survived by the power of friendship and ate the entire sum of cake that is in the crate (which was not healthy).

Next Thursday we went to the local store to find the largest fish in the world. The result was a waste of money and fish.

Yesterday I decided summoning the god of Potatoes. Is shrimps real? No. Anyways, why am I so smart? Because. Wow, just, I wanted to find peace. The Peace is not real :( But my cat is Dead. Aw. But not, haha, I haven't slept in two years!

Gleepusgnar was sleeping in a cave close to the moss. The last sacrifice was walking towards your house, but fortunately they ate food with twelve gauge chopsticks. Now, Joe had quite the gait, but he wasn't good at walking. This funny joke is no longer than five words goes quack. So, he ran away.

Afterwards we got ice to put inside my water. Yummy! Now, I’ve passed the test of ignorance for entrance into your mum. We then sat down to share Shrimps' milk with our best friend and colleague Sirkruxalot. It was divine.

Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis is scary because it’s long, very long. Ovals are not done yet. I must obliterate the shrimp hive as they eat my corndogs. Bad days were returning, famine and pestilence came because I forgot to close the grave with a glue stick, so very carefully a ghoul crawled into my ear. It was horrifyingly uncomfortable, disturbing and feelings. Anyway, after the ghoul entered the United Nations of Earlobes, there bombed lies about sharks with legs.

Story #3: Return of the King

Last time, we ate Joern's soul. Anyways, this Cheese? Help! My radio broke! It was on but only one toast. Theatrical grandma got applauded for doing breakdance Inside of a Toaster. For many years, New York has been a great place, until The End. 

Um, what was your king doing on drugs? this isn't your Time to waste on your stupid socio-political economic crisis, okay!? Moving on ... 

If I had money I would never die in a fire, I would try to gain guts of the wizard. He was brave, but FIREBALL was stupid ouchie. Today or seventy days ago it would suck, so instead I ate funny people who tasted ABHORRENT and funny. 

Can dolphins swim? No, they waltz until they can’t caw. 

THEN! 

A Giant Jeremy ate Shrimps' milk ANGER.

Today the pears exploded and killed your crimes against humanity. King Jack made me drink his Favorite River in the bottle. It turned black and then fell deep into the eye of Sauron, I wondered, "What the sigma?", as I plummeted into darkness my old friend laughed in my face. Because he said nothing! Absolutely nothing, seriously? Yes. 

On my first day of wizarding science, Harry Corka Oval was a genie that summoned me and Tom Tommie, the Mid Magician. And I am a better stone! So I stoned the cup and marine force so that they wouldn't run away from the rats teehee!

Anyways, I always go towards core strength because I love banging music even at an unreasonable time, so my ADHD started to tell me about Jean’s escape from prison with the other inmates. Jean’s determination and active discrimination got some foxes kicked out the Caterpillars, but the Caterpillars violently tore the wooden City apart. This monstrosity of man made the king fall, now he returned: Palpatine, did not survive and revived Peter wanderer in slow motion, kicked him into a Nuclear Warhead.

Cool Beans are very weird. After eating an entire Babybel, the cool storm was a bean soup enjoyer. Yes, Storm was coming to the conclusion that they are extremely strong. Afterwards, they lifted an enormous onion and offered it a pube. What the Fuck is that? Pensive Cube is that. A pensive cube wasn't round. It was exploding a lot though. Why did it Become a cube pensive? I thought it was a storm, but then the pensive, cold and slimy cuboid ate nothing but a soul consumed does not even dance.

The storming night was super goofy because of my insanely well engineered caterpillar. Why is Godzilla alive in my basement and kicking my food? Why? 

I didn't know when The Oval Court was opened and how I became Godzilla wasn't irrelevant, but another Story of Sacrifice Boy is wouldn't stop stopping the TF2 games so I ate you in my home. Alas, the true cracker was a Miku Gun which shot Miku bullets, which Miku fired at dinosaurs because they were very scary and Egocentric. 

I thought the king ate nuclear soup with beans and gold sporks. With death on the platter of a small Joern, everyone has something to do in a final battle. Uranium killed Big Guy but Mr. Lice didn't let him go unpunished, he ate His soul and exploded Skibidi pigeon. King welcomed the thick Oval to the throne because of some weird law that states Ovals are held captive under a pineapple that was being handcuffed. In an electric bicycle, but there wasn’t mushroom soup so eggs worked on the alternative to water bombs. 

For 19 years, the Marching Of Normandy Android Hell Portal? 

Had we lived in a Pineapple before? Or is berb a suitable habitat for the shrimpster? Or not? 

We were there when the Skibidi revolution never existed because Justan Oval was killing Joern. Why would he explode? 

If you take my water and leave, I will brutally hug. I won't say shit or tell gorillas band they are trash. Everyone hates hotdogs, except for the nuclear ones are not very good, but the taste was better than Miass and honestly, pigeons are the evil incarnate of Doomguy and commit first degree burglary.